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Jokes




1}Wearing a good dress

Einstein's Friend : Please wear a good dress while going for the lab
Einstein              : Why , Everyone in the lab know me very well
             (Next Day,Einstein was going to a seminar)
Einsteins Friend  : Please wear a good dress at least for the Seminar
Einstein              : No one know about me , then why should I wear


2}Life Formula

Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
(equate these 2 equations),then
2 Life = Happy + Sad
Then, Life = Happy = Sad/2
Now Life = 1/2 Happy + 1/2 Sad


3}During an Inspection a teacher asked a student
Teacher: Is trousers a singular noun or a plural noun
The Student tried to give a clever answer & said

"It is singular at the top and plural at the bottom"