1}Wearing a good dress
Einstein's Friend : Please wear a good dress while going for the lab
Einstein : Why , Everyone in the lab know me very well
(Next Day,Einstein was going to a seminar)
Einsteins Friend : Please wear a good dress at least for the Seminar
Einstein : No one know about me , then why should I wear
2}Life Formula
Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
(equate these 2 equations),then
2 Life = Happy + Sad
Then, Life = Happy = Sad/2
Now Life = 1/2 Happy + 1/2 Sad
3}During an Inspection a teacher asked a student
Teacher: Is trousers a singular noun or a plural noun
The Student tried to give a clever answer & said
"It is singular at the top and plural at the bottom"